woodythedog:

Did someone say we were having indian food for dinner?

woodythedog:

Did someone say we were having indian food for dinner?

"Girls are not machines that you put kindness coins into until sex falls out."

Sylvia Plath (via myrisingvoice)

oh my god she is a fucking boss

(via glowist)

sarcarstic:

We’re having pizza for dinner, is that ok?

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koduck:

imagine being able to put adfly links to unfollow buttons

hancljob:

wtf is homecoming?? who is coming home??? where have they been??? did they bring souvenirs??

savvymavvy:

methlabrador:

when people say “i dont believe in science”

what are you even talking about

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  • bae: did that satisfy you?? (;
  • me: is anyone ACTUALLY satisfied anymore in this economy?
  • *watches a movie*
  • *sees a dog*
  • me: if something happens to that dog I sWEAR TO GOD

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

a know that kid who’s at the arcade and is just watching the demo for a game but they’re pressing the buttons like they’re playing? well that’s how i’m handling adulthood so far.

c1504:

Whenever I need motivation I just google Gordon Ramsey 

c1504:

Whenever I need motivation I just google Gordon Ramsey