"why are you so shy"
literally the dumbest question to ask a shy person ever (via n-ephthys)

costcoreceipt:

dinofarts:

TODAY IN BIOLOGY CLASS WE LEARNED THAT WHEN YOU MOW THE GRASS THE BLADES RELEASE A CHEMICAL THAT MAKES THAT GLORIOUS SMELL BUT THE REASON WHY THEY RELEASE THE CHEMICAL IS TO WARN OTHER GRASS BLADES OF DANGER SO WHEN WE SMELL THE FRESHLY CUT GRASS SMELL IT’S NOT JUST A GOOD SMELL IT’S THE SMELL OF THE BLOOD AND SCREAMS FOR HELP OF THOUSANDS OF GRASS BLADES

ok they going to warn the grass and then what ? explain how the other grass will run away from the lawmower ?

ghcst:

im so miserable but i laugh at everything

joshpeckofficial:

yeah that’s true, but is it tru

jakemalik:

do you ever just wear headphones so people won’t talk to you

zeldac0re:

I hope I’m one of those kids that just magically becomes hot after they leave high school